What I don't understand is... when you owe a bookie a lot of money, and he, say, blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. Doesn't seem fair to me. Especially when he's gonna kill me in four days anyway.
Have we mentioned how much we love THE Ohio State University? I could have sworn this was my buddy Wampies, but I don't think he'd be caught dead in an OSU sweatshirt... but maybe it's part of the disguise. (Thanks to Deadspin and Every Day Should Be Saturday)