« Home | Pics to Click » | Chuck and the Schmuck » | Fantasy Baseball Draft Results II » | Having Their Phil » | Fantasy Baseball Draft Results I » | Beisbol Has Been Bery, Bery Good To Me » | Moneyball » | Go Drink Some Tea Whore » | An Optimist's Look at the Detroit Tigers » | NIT Dynasty » 

Saturday, April 08, 2006 

Motown Momentum

Give me some credit.

I forced myself to wait until the Detroit Tigers made a full turn through their rotation before I expressed my excitement in written form. Sure, I started this column just an hour after the Tigers topped the Rangers 7-0, just long enough to add Justin Verlander on a couple fantasy teams, but it proved impossible to wait any longer. This is the most exciting thing to happen to Tiger baseball since Jessica Alba showed up at Comerica a couple summers ago...

The stinking Detroit Tigers are 5-0 for the first time since 1985!!!

Not only are they winning, they're doing it in style. The Tigers lead the AL in batting average and ERA. They just set the major league record for homers by a team in its first 5 games with 17, after setting the records for homers through 3 and 4 games as well. And they've done it all on the road. Even while writing the overly cheery "An Optimist's Look at the Detroit Tigers," I wasn't crazy enough to believe this was possible.

Chris Shelton is a lock to win AL Player of the Week honors after batting .700 (14 for 20) with 5 homers, 9 RBI, 2 triples, and 2 doubles through Saturday. Since he was a Rule 5 pick by the Tigers in 2004, my dad has been referring to him as "The Sheletor," which plays off the name of He-Man's arch nemesis and is a much better nickname than the completely uncreative "Big Red." Well, the Sheletor's definitely living up to the moniker as he is just KILLING the ball. Does anyone miss the Carlos Pena era? Didn't think so.

Verlander was also pretty darn impressive while earning his first major league victory in Texas. He went 7 innings while giving up no runs and just 2 hits. His fastball clocked in as high as 99 mph and he had great command of his curveball and changeup. Through DirecTV's MLB Extra Innings package, I picked up the Rangers broadcast. Play-by-play man Josh Lewin (former Tiger broadcaster and partner of Kirk Gibson) and color guy Tom Grieve were quite impressed with Verlander and never really seemed hopeful that their team had a chance to get something going against him. As the right hander from Old Dominion went back to work in the fourth inning, Lewin even did his damndest to jinx the no-hitter he had going. It worked, but still didn't help the Rangers much. Working extremely quickly, Verlander never let the Rangers get any momentum.

Of course, Shelton and Verlander aren't the only Tigers impressing fans. Curtis Granderson, Placido Polanco, Magglio Ordonez, Jeremy Bonderman, Marcus Thames, Kenny Rogers, Carlos Guillen, Joely Zumaya, and even Brandon Inge have looked sharp thus far. Basically, that's everyone but Craig Monroe (.100) and Dmitri Young (.125). Don't worry though, the versatile and underrated Monroe and the professional hitter known as Da Meat Hook will come around before too long.

Predictably, a lot of media hype has been given the Tigers after their improbable start. Baseball Tonight has discussed their hot start at length and it was probably inevitable, but according to Lewin, Jim Leyland now has drawn some comparisons to Sparky Anderson. Let's not get too far ahead of things, but already it's clear that this team has taken to their new manager. Gruff and straight forward, perhaps Leyland is the perfect manager for Motown, but 5 games is surely too small a sample size. Let's withhold judgement on the coaching staff for a bit, at least until they've trailed in a game or two. We shouldn't have to wait long: the Tigs will be tested by their division rivals from Chicago and Cleveland next week (I'll be travelling to CoPa for the Cleveland game next Friday).

Of the 5-0 start, Leyland said "I don't (put) much stock in it. I put stock in the fact that these games give us confidence and help us feel better about ourselves. We still have a long hill to climb." Couldn't have said it better myself. It's more than a bit early to tell if the team is for real, but certainly the momentum can't be a bad thing.

They're not exactly the Bless You Boys of '84 yet, but finally the Tigers might be a relevant major league franchise again.


Nice Work You put the jinx on the Tigers today.

Whoa Whoa Whoa... I miss CP. I miss him alot. What is Dmeathook hitting? and P.S. you did jinx the fuck out of Sundays game.

I told you Dmitri sucks.

Nate Dawg(Glendon Rusch) will you get of the Tigers jock! They are going nowhere. You know this, I know this, we all know this.

Your Chi-Town friend...Bob Dyrcon

P.S. Me,D and B are thinking of posting your " Glendon Rusch bar experience." I think all the noobsports fans would love it! It might ruin your career though!

Oh fuck it...here it is boyz....

I arrived at Bamboo around 11:00, just in time for Nate to
be on his 11th round and in a very loveable mood. We
chatted about how he looked like Glendon Rusch a while and
talked about our crucial match-up this weekend. Then Nate
bumped into the black guy in front of the VIP railing and
according to him 'had to explain to him why he doesn't hate
black people'. Then, about 4 drinks and 24 hugs later, Nate
says, "Find me a microphone and I'll tell everyone I'm
Glendon Rusch!" So, I say, ok Nate, I think the DJ has a
microphone. He then goes and has a 10 minute conversation
with the DJ about how he is Glendon Rusch. Then the DJ
moves Na te off the stage after telling him, again, according
to Nate, that he's not Glendon Rusch because Glendon Rusch
doesn't drink. Then, Nate grabs the next random guy to walk
by and says, "hey! he said he doesn't drink!" I think the
guy was scared. On our way back to the VIP section, after
convincing nate not to beat up the DJ, bumps into 2 girls
and 3 guys, one of which was large and I had to convince the
guy that Nate didn't mean anything by it. Then, as we kept
walking, we approach the VIP area and I turn around and
there's Nate lying on his back as 2 guys and a bouncer are
helping him up off the ground. That's when he was kicked
out. It was hilarious.

Hey Dyrcon-

I haven't been able to reach you by phone and I have wanted to say congrats on the Sox win in the Series! You must have loved it! Drop me an email sometime, gordon.gibbons@comcast.net

Oh and, Go Patriots!


Post a Comment