At the request of many of our fans, and on the heels of our successful March Madness tournament, the Noob Sports family proudly presents:
The first ever Noob Sports fantasy baseball league!!!
So go to Walmart and buy your broke-ass draft guide, it won't help you anyway.
Here's the skinny: it will cost $50/team to enter. Payouts will be determined by number of teams. We're setting the maximum number of teams at 16. It is a traditional 5X5 rotisserie league (R, HR, SB, RBI, AVG... W, S, K, ERA, WHIP). The draft takes place this coming TUESDAY at 10 PM EST (8 PM Mountain). Team availability is limited and interested parties should email us at email@example.com as soon as possible. If you get accepted, we will send you an email with league number and password, and you'll then be informed about how to pay and who to pay.
Your email should include your fantasy baseball resume, as well as any reasons we should pick you to join such a prestigious league. Hilarious team names will receive bonus points (Hans Brix United is already taken). Thanks.
(And even though you're pretty much locks to get invited, Volk Face and Titty Bar still have to write us emails).
-Noob Sports Family